The St Ann’s Hospice Christmas Ball will NOT be held today.
At 7pm, there’ll be NO champagne, nibbles or canapés.
For a raffle, you won’t be asked to donate,
A 3-course meal WON’T be served shortly after 8.
The fundraising auction will NOT be held at 10 o’clock.
There will be NO time for dancing in a fancy frock.
The emotional video will NOT be shown towards the end
And you’ll NOT be charged £20 to attend.
We thank you for your support and hope this poem’s been read.
You ARE invited to stay at home and make a donation instead.